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actegratuit - Tea paper cups by Cecilia Levy.

Periods.
Period: you just started your diet, but find all the fucking chocolate you can eat, and devour it.
Period: breeze rolls in *instantly horny*
Period: got stuff to do? I don't care. Sleep.
Period: See male specimen of any kind *instantly horny*
Period: cookies and chocolate for dinner.
Period: see a female specimen of any kind *instantly horny*
Period: How are those back pains? feeling any better? Here's some more.
Period: And here are terrible cramps too.
Period: I hope you that underwear wasn't new.
regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
me in the shower: accepting award
me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
me in the shower: life problems
me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me

phisting:

LITERALLY EVERYONE IS IN A BAD MOOD 

HOW CAN YOU BE IN A BAD MOOD IF THIS GIF EXISTS 

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lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE
teenagah:

woah

teenagah:

woah

g1ngerbitch:

bunnyblushies:

washingtonpoststyle:

Viewer calls TV anchor fat.

TV anchor responds.

wow what an email i cant stand that shit

the entire time i was waiting for her to say “you know my name not my story.”

:)